Homework

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

At the moment, I seem to have had tons of homework, every teacher thinks that their lesson is the pupil's priority and therefore sets a lot of work. But then, by the end of the day, you have far too much work and not able to do it all. Which then makes you unmotivated, because you look at the work-pile and think, I can't be arsed!

So, instead, I thought to post a little blog before started the evil-sinister-pile of homework. Wish me luck! Clover Clark.

How to celebrate becoming an adult.

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

It's my friend's 18th birthday party this sunday, and how is she celebrating it? Well, her parents have hired out a room in the cinema, and the party lasts from 5 o'clock till 8pm. On her 18th?!?! With Pizza and Pop, no alcohol! Not only that, but her younger sister is going, who is about 14 /15, with some of her friends!!! So none of us 'adults' can get THAT wasted because the younger ones are there, at a party that is from 5 till 8. It's such a loser fest! I can guarentee that my friend won't drink, and why? Not because it is bad for your health, but her Mum will be there keeping a very close eye on her daughter. It's so stupid! She is still being brain-washed by her parents, so much so, that her bed in her room, still has the slide attached in the top bunk. So, in the morning, she gets that extra kick when sliding down her own slide every day. C'mon guys, surely at 18, you can go out drinking and remove that god-damn slide from your own bed. I mean, we are even old enough to go to Uni this year... that bed with the slide won't be able to fit in a dorm!!!

Clover Clark.

Home or Away?

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

I've come to the decision that I am (most of the time), unhappy at home. It isn't an exaggeration. I think I'm ready for the next step. I am ready for Uni, so ready that I can almost touch it. But one of the best Universities in England is right on my doorstep, so me 'moving away' would be such a waste. Don't get me wrong, I have applied for Unis in other places, but none are as good as the one in my town.

That's my dilema, do I go away and be more happy with a not-so-good Uni. Or stay at home, pretty unhappy with my Mum and brother, but go to the best Uni in the area?

Clover Clark.

I haven't written a blog in ages!

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

I haven't written a blog in a very long time. I think it is because the power of 'Facebook' has taken over me, and I know that I said I would never turn to 'the dark side'. But I did make a facebook account, and now I am afraid to say that I have become addicted to it. It's pretty shameful! So that has been taking up a lot of my time.

Not only that, but there is the usual family problems which, I argue with myself, I should sort it out or leave it the way it is. Decisions... decisions...

But also, I have had a lot of exams, since it is that time of year, and I have been sorting out a lot of things for Uni. I cannot believe that this year, I will be going to University, either home or away. It's really scary!

So, I haven't done much, but I will find some weird and wonderful topics to talk about soon. So, see you soon Bloggers! Clover Clark.

Have you seen a ghost?

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

I will admit that I do not believe in ghosts; I never have done. But I do have a lot of friends and family members who believe in them, or in fact, have seen a ghost in their life. Either an old woman, who had passed away, still haunts a house with her spirit or, a murderous man died and takes his revenge on the living. There are far too many stories to write down, but do you believe in ghosts? Shows like 'Most Haunted' make a fortune from their haunted stories and visiting of ruined castles... but is it simply a money-making success or based on the truth?

Thanks, Clover Clark.

Fundies

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

'The underwear built for two', It sounds gross and (let's be honest) what would you after you and your partner are in them? If you exclude the obvious answer, you are just going to be stuck on to someone, in a very awkward position. I know that you and your partner are meant to be close... but that is TOO close, don't you think? It's hardly romantic, not to mention, a little bit weird!

Thanks, Clover Clark.

Is the Pope a catholic?

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

I cannot stress out how shocked I was when I saw this! Pope condoms, with "I said no!" on them. What on earth?!? Don't get me wrong, I do find it amusing, but whoever came up with this idea must either be a real Satan follower, or a Christian with a good sense of humour.

Thanks, Clover Clark.

This carrot is suitable for vegetarians

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

You'll never guess what I saw in the shop the other day. Whilst walking around Sainsburys, this woman had stopped me in one of the aisles and said 'Is this carrot suitable for vegetarians?'. I thought to myself Is this a joke? Honestly? You must be joking!. It was a couple of carrots in a packet, nothing more, nothing less. So I turned around and replied 'Ummmm, yes, it is. Why do you ask?'. She wore a smart suit, looked like she worked in an office, a woman in her 40s. She then said 'Oh yes, of course, silly me, it says right here on the back" and then she shuffled off in her high heels. So then, I took a look at the packet when she had turned the corner and on the back of the packet of carrots, it said 'These carrots are suitable for vegetarians'... What is the world coming to?

Cat or Man?

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

Just like my last blog about the Lizard Man, I am now looking into the Cat Man. He doesn't look as good as some comic-book sinister character... but he still looks quite impressive. With a tattooed tiger print on his face, teeth sharpened to give that 'wild' look and altered his upper lip took give the appearance of a feline. When he doesn't wear his whiskers, he has his piercings in to stop the holes from healing.

He makes a living from his work, and thinks of himself as a professional, and why wouldn't he? He has been an several tv shows all around the world, and he is making a mint from it. Good on you cat man! We'll be watching!

Clover Clark.

Lizard or Man?

Dear Fellow Bloggers

I've known about the Lizard man for a while now, I'm sure that several other people have seen and have heard of him too. But I thought to write a blog about him.

Some people believe that they are trapped in the wrong body. Men think they are women, women believe that they are men... is it the same with the Lizard man? That this man believes that he is trapped in the wrong body?

You can join him on twitter, follow his blog, and you can even buy his book. I would love to have an interview with him. It would be awesome... but anyway. He has had his body tattooed with the appearance of scales, his tounge lasered... or 'trimmed' to make it look like a reptile's tounge, and sharpened his teeth. You have to admit, he has put a lot of work into his appearance. I mean, if you want to look like a Lizard, you must go all the way... and that it what this man has done!

As much as I think it is strange, I don't think that he deserves a lot of the criticism that he gets. If he wants to become a lizard, then people should respect his wishes, and quite frankly... he has made quite a bit of money from it and publicity! So who can blame him!

Clover Clark.

Avatar was not original

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

The moment I watched the new film Avatar, I knew that James Cameron hadn't originaly come up with the idea. He said that he had first invented the idea before his film 'Titanic'. That's around 1994, just TWO years after a cartoon had come out called 'Ferngully'. He has completely stolen this cartoon and made it has his own. Sure, the special effects are better and probably less cheesey... but when (in the credits) it says it was by him... not it wasn't. It is based on a children's cartoon film, which comes from a book by Diana Young.

Look it up, you'll be amazed by how similar they are... even the source of nature and light is the same... even some of the same dialogue!!!

Thanks, Clover Clark.

Is there any need?

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

I know that every bride wants to look her best on her wedding day... but surely this is too far! I remember the Jordan & Peter wedding on the news, but whilst looking through the internet, I came across it again. How ridiculous does she look?

There is a difference between a disney princess dress and Jordan's dress. You can pull off trying to look like a princess when you're about six or seven... but at her age, she looks like a freak!

Thanks, Clover Clark.

Competitive Streak

Dear Fellow Bloggers,

Ok, I admit, I am a bit of a WizKid on the Wii. I have all the top scores, I do fairly well, I am probably an addict. It's all good! But when my Mum's boyfriend comes along and beats all of my top scores... purposely!!! I got a little annoyed. He had spent 45mins, non-stop, playing on that 'Skiing Salom' game, just to try and beat my score. He did in the end, making my really upset... he couldn't help himself and rubbed it in my face over and over and over again.

Then he did it again, with another game, and another, and another. All on purpose, just to try and prove that he is better than me. The worst of it is, I didn't even provoke him. It was so out of the blue! I came down-stairs for a drink and ended up with a hairy-smug man dancing in my face.

But one thing is for sure... I will be giving him a call later on tonight, telling him the worst news of his life...

"Hey... you're second place!"

Thanks, Clover Clark.